Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton? Banta: How's Newton responsible for it? Santa: Gravity always gets me down!
Jeeto: SwamiJi, I doubt my husband has been cheating on me. I have doubt on one woman. What to do? Swami: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his WI-FI connects automatically..!
Thought of the day: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability your wife will prove you wrong!
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy: One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!